my 3 year old’s self portrait

adela: can I have the ice cream with the sticks? on the sticks? the ones you bought for me? for me. the sticks.
me: you mean popsicles? you want a popsicle?
adela: yes

when adela’s leap pad tells her “you’re doing great!” she says thank you.

Best. Ever.

thatsnotcanon:

i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.

I tried to explain this to adela. she didn’t really get it. kind of like when I told her there’s such a thing as an ugly princess. she lives in denial.

(via scullywantstobelieve1013-deacti)

marcelawho:

adela wants to stay on time out because she doesn’t want to show me what she broke. I already know what she broke, but I want her to show me instead of running and hiding when she does something bad. stop hiding from your mistakes, adela. FESS UP.

RIP salt n pepper shaker snowman

she broke his butt

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adela wants to stay on time out because she doesn’t want to show me what she broke. I already know what she broke, but I want her to show me instead of running and hiding when she does something bad. stop hiding from your mistakes, adela. FESS UP.

RIP salt n pepper shaker snowman

adela just showed me a quarter and asked, where him best friend? we buy her a room full of toys and right now she’s on the floor playing with change, making george washington and abraham lincoln talk to each other.

my 3 yr old won't let me disown her
me: I don't love you
adela: YES YOU DO
me: ok but I only love you a little
adela: NO YOU DON'T. YOU.. LOVE.. ME.. A.. LOT
me: no I don't
adela: YEH YOH DOH
me: what language are you speaking
adela: loud

adela saw me excited about the new camera, so she started yelling, hey take a picture’uh dis.

the day we found the broom in the toilet I kept asking adela why she did it, but she just kept answering sorry. finally later that day I whispered to her again,cmon tell me, why did you put the broom in the toilet? this time she answered, buhcuhz I wanted tuh make a tunnel. 

buhcuhz I wanted tuh make a tunnel. 

my toddler tried to escape through our toilet

about toddler privilege

my daughter decided she wasn’t wearing any clothes today and that’s ok

antonio found our broom in the toilet this morning

photo by adela

adela’s watching the fox and the hound. I’m glad she’s learning about the real life issues while she’s still young. like the division and bigotry among subspecies of the canidae family. do animals know NOTHING ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS?