and so begins the influx of mulder and scully halloween costumes. I’ll never be white enough or have a pointy enough nose to pretend to be scully. and this makes me very sad. and don’t tell me I can be here anyway. If I can’t do her justice then I won’t do her at all.
MULDER STAHP! YOU’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION!
TWO POLICE OFFICERS HAVE JUST DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
A GROUP OF INBRED BLOOD THIRSTY HICKS ARE HUNTING YOU RIGHT OUT SIDE!
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS!