aint dat da troof, happy mother’s day to me and the rest of the loons out there!
i wanna be part of their pretentious directing clique, i want bill murray
I imagine they sometimes have tea parties and bill murray is their waiter but he says nothing and they don’t address it.
(Source: ma-langue-au-chat, via thislittledrifter)
my mom just offered to buy me a pair of the american apparel amanda shoes, CHOOSING A COLOR IS SO HARD.
i went with leather tan. no regrets.
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
you can still see his hatred for his mother in his eyes
(via iveneverhadnutella)
for the first time since I can remember its not raining on my birthday. its sunny and warm and beautiful and all I want to do is lay in bed and not see anyone.
my cousin made a facebook post asking people if she should go to school today, so my dad made this and posted it on her wall.
