omegleescapades:

jesus CHRIST

I think you’re beautiful, allison.

but do you know how much I went through 9 months of pregnancy, a vaginal birth, YOU CHILDLESS BRAT, have you ever tried keeping another person alive with milk from you breasts, YOU DONT KNOW MOTHERHOOD, whatre you 10? have you even have your period yet omg you know nothing goodluck giving birth to a cat, loser.

watching-dickvandyke:

The Dick Van Dyke Show - 1x27, The Bad Old Days

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 DISHWASHER. WE’RE GONNA HAVE A DISHWASHER.

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‘Hannibal’ casts Gillian Anderson!

andersondaily:

In a multi-episode arc on the upcoming NBC drama, Anderson is going to play Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier, murderous psychiatrist Dr. Hannibal Lecter’s (Mads Mikkelsen) own therapist.

“Every therapist needs their own head examined and we are ecstatic that Gillian Anderson has chosen Hannibal to mark her return to American television after 10 years to portray Dr. Lecter’s personal psychiatrist,”. “Her intelligence and sophistication, not to mention her pedigree of ground-breaking TV, make her the perfect actress to match wits and psychological manipulations with one of the greatest villains of pop culture. I couldn’t be more excited.” said writer-producer Bryan Fuller.

Sorce: Entertainment Weekly

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Stop scrolling and take a minute

brightblessingsxx:

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Guys, this is my friend, George Bailey. George is in debt $8,000 and is thinking seriously of jumping off a bridge and committing suicide. I’ve tried telling him he has a wonderful life, but he won’t listen.

I’m hoping if this post gets enough notes, George will see that people love him and need him. The world wouldn’t be the same without him. Please, reblog this, or like it, or just spread the word.

Please save my friend George. If you don’t reblog, you have no heart.

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spanishyeah:

La Chancla, the most feared material thing in the world.

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hyggelig: My Dad

aseasonedplateofmurder:

ulysses-grant:

aseasonedplateofmurder:

Not only did my parents ground me. What else did they do?? First they served turkey for thanksgiving…mashed potatoes MADE WITH MILK on top of a lot of other fucked up shit. My Dad is telling me I cant put a picture of Barack Obama up in my room. He says putting your…

She expects and allowance but don’t forget she won’t work until women earn the same wages as men instead of idk actually doing something about it. 

Your fucking obsessed with me but yea Im not working till I get fair wage. Until then all the fucking cis white hetero men who make all the damn money in our country can support me. How do you like that??

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#omg 

robotsquid:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

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