my cousin made a facebook post asking people if she should go to school today, so my dad made this and posted it on her wall.
laziness, unclean dishes, waste of water. whoa exciting. living the dream. america <3
it actually wastes less water, interesting fact, THE MORE YOU KNOW. you only use it once its full, and it uses a set amount of water. and while it runs, I get to daydream, and paint my nails, and get made fun of by teenagers on the internet!
my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about
and now ive seen the light
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La Chancla, the most feared material thing in the world.
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hyggelig: My Dad
Not only did my parents ground me. What else did they do?? First they served turkey for thanksgiving…mashed potatoes MADE WITH MILK on top of a lot of other fucked up shit. My Dad is telling me I cant put a picture of Barack Obama up in my room. He says putting your…
She expects and allowance but don’t forget she won’t work until women earn the same wages as men instead of idk actually doing something about it.
Your fucking obsessed with me but yea Im not working till I get fair wage. Until then all the fucking cis white hetero men who make all the damn money in our country can support me. How do you like that??
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
How to Make a Social Justice Post; White People are Lucifer (part one)
I dont even watch the news cause its
- DEATH!
- MURDER!
- PISS!
- IN!
- YOUR!
- EYES!
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
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the day we found the broom in the toilet I kept asking adela why she did it, but she just kept answering sorry. finally later that day I whispered to her again,cmon tell me, why did you put the broom in the toilet? this time she answered, buhcuhz I wanted tuh make a tunnel.
buhcuhz I wanted tuh make a tunnel.
my toddler tried to escape through our toilet
Breaking News: 14 Year Old On Twitter Uncovers Mass Election Fraud
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